Stories from Monday, July 11, 2011

Caruthersville Police officers were kept busy Saturday night as they dealt with three separate cases of armed robbery.

The following incident reports were filed recently by officers of the Blytheville Police Department:

Can you tell me if the city of Blytheville has brush-hogged their cemeteries yet? I would dare say that your citizens would be outraged if they saw a brush hog go down the rows of the cemeteries of Dogwood or Elmwood chipping away at stones or momentous left in honor of loved ones. This is inconceivable, right?...

You are a woman of a certain age, and you have worked at the same job for most of your adult life. You have a great health plan, and a good retirement plan, and only a few years to go before you can retire on that plan.